For Cat and Artie
Creek ran like a madwoman into the Sanctuary screaming "Caaaaattttt!!!!! Come quick!!! Come quick!!!!" InuYasha who had been lounging on the back of the couch in the living room (since there was no tree indoors), was startled out of his sleep and fell with a thud to the hardwood floor. "Keep it quiet bitch! I was sleeping! And who cares about a bleeping cat!?!"
Miroku looked at him with a glare from the recliner he was relaxing in. "Don't speak that way about the lady who said she would bare my children!"
Artemis came out of her room and looked down the hall. "What the heck is going on around here?!" But Creek almost plowed her over as she ran down the hall towards Cat's room. Before Artemis could barely blink her eyes, Creek was back out of the room with Cat in tow. They caused a wind gust as they flew back down the hall, through the living room that was littered with lazy anime men, and out the front door.
As they had flown by her, Artemis was able to see that they both had a wicked gleam in their eyes. It scared her. What the heck could they be up to? But it also fired up her curiosity. So she decided to follow them.
When Artemis passed through the living room, she noticed all the men were rousing from their naps due to all the commotion. "What's going on around this place?" Sess asked.
"I dunno," Artie said, "But I'm gonna find out!"
Artemis walked down the front steps to find Cat and Creek jumping up and down excitedly and drooling incessantly over a big crate in front of them.
"What in the world is it?" Artemis asked.
"Heaven, pure heaven in a box," Cat cooed with a dreamy look in her eyes.
"I'm almost too excited to open it," Creek squealed.
"Not me!" said Cat, snapping awake from her trance. She started trying to rip the crate open with her own bare hands.
"Shouldn't you use a crowbar for that?" asked Artemis, almost of afraid of her friend's strength. "You are starting to scare me!"
"Who needs a crowbar?! My passion gives me strength!" And with a loud grunt, the sound of wood splintering and cracking echoed through Creek's and Artie's ears. The girls didn't notice that all the anime men were standing behind them. And at the sound of the wood crate disintegrating, they all took one step backward in unison.
After the sawdust settled, Cat rubbed her hands together, ready to molest the object that stood before them.
Artie's jaw dropped and the biggest sweatdrop ever appeared on her forehead. "Ohhhhhh myyyyyyyyyy Godddddddddd....it's....it can't be.......it's.....it's..... No...they couldn't have....but how....it's"
"SIRIUS BLACK!" Creek screamed like an old Elvis groupie.
The men had mixed reactions. Allen started shaking. Inu muttered expletives. Miroku swooned. Sano scratched his head. Kenshin ran off to buy more soap, and mumbling something about too many dogs around the house. Aoshi stared blankly. Ryouga was actually still inside trying to find the front door. Ranma was unimpressed. And Sess just kicked his foot trying to shake Jaken off his leg.
Cat grinned from ear...and yelled "Let the smut begin!"
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